Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Osama and Coffee - Quip of the Day

The global jihad gained a new target today, as Osama bin Laden issued a fatwa against Starbucks. "The women's hairnets do not conform to international veil standards!" raged the Turbinator. "Furthermore, offering French Vanilla is an Zionist-American conspiracy to insult real arabian coffee. Death to the infidel refreshments!"

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The Debate on Afghanistan Widens (humour)
Militant Islam Confronts Europe (terrorism) (you didn't think Europe would confront radical Islamists, did you?)
Osama Thanks Stephen Harper

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