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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Canada Will Beat the Taliban - Quip of the Day

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Real news: "A Canadian soldier was attacked today in Afghanistan with an axe. With an axe. With, an, axe."

In related news, Osama Ben Laden was rumoured to be recruiting suicide spear throwers...

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2 Comments:

At 3:14 AM, Canadian Politico Blogger Dylan said:

"In related news, Osama Ben Laden was rumoured to be recruiting suicide spear throwers..."

Hilarious!

What was not reported, is that after the soldier was hit with the axe he turned around and poked the insurgent in the eyes, called him a "dummy" and for the next fifteen minutes both sides through pies at each other.

 
At 12:06 AM, Canadian Politico Blogger lecentre said:

Hehe, thankyou, I appreciate the compliment. Those pies... they're the weapons of tomorrow, I'm telling you.

I saw in the news some Canadian soldiers' remains were being brought back today from Afghanistan. Last I heard the axe attack victim was stable. So, any idea who the lost trooper was?

 

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