Quip of the Day (aka Quote it! aka QOTD) updateSave this online in Del.icio.us. [?] Vote For this Post
I've invited my friend David to join Centrerion. He's a very funny guy, and I'm sure you'll appreciate his own quips of the day, because I've asked him to take over from me.
I didn't have the energy to think up something random and funny to give you all a grin, so I'd like to let you in on one of my inspirations, Winston Churchill. Never a man with a sharper wit and a faster retort was there.
Some lady told Churchill that if he were her husband, she'd put poison in his tea. His answer?
-Madam, were you my wife, I'd drink that tea!
*Thanks to DazzlinDino of BPoc for helping me get the quotation right.
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