Left's Call to Arms Fizzles - News Report Quip
Save this online in Del.icio.us. [?] Vote For this PostThe left's call to arms to oppose Canada's Stephen Harper is fizzling for lack of arms, say reports. "Our protest action bombed because lefties are afraid of guns," said a spokesperson. "At any rate, only the Americans amongst us would know how to use them, and they're all pot-smoking draft dodgers anyways... giving them guns would just result in accidental beaver shootings."
That was today's Quip of the Day, aka QOTD, aka "quote it!" because QOTD sounds like quote it. I'd still like to make these into stickers... anyone know how?
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