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Global warming can't be caused by SUVs, because SUV's aren't global. You ever seen the Dalai Lama in an Escalade? Global warming has to be due to something global.
Obviously then, the real evil is caused by the global superbrand, McDonald's. If their junk food didn't make people fart so much, there would be less CO2 going into the atmosphere.
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